Irreverent Haiku #3: The Self-Conscious Pidgeon
Safe in soft focus,
But far from the bread I seek.
Photographer; Prick.
Irreverent Haiku #2: Hungover Conversation
Yes, last night was fun,
But today is living hell.
Now please, just fuck off.
Irreverent Haiku #1: The feel-good goose
I go to the sea,
Screaming “Fuck you!” at the waves.
And feel powerful.
